The sign kit
12 signs, one per A4 sheet, landscape. Tape to cardboard. Hold high. Try not to go inside.
Down with the deli that ruins my wallet
I came for one sandwich. That was 3 bottles ago
My bank called. It was about the brie
Too close to be legal
Stop being delicious near me
Lagom is dead. Bonnie's killed it
They deliver now. Nowhere is safe
Honk if you spent your rent on charcuterie
Monday is not enough
I'm not crying, it's the jalapeños
My willpower has a range of 200 m
Not in my walking distance