NIMWD
Not In My Walking Distance
Residents' Committee, Long Beach, Ko Lanta
Ko Lanta, Tuesday, 10:01
Frida and MartinBonnie's DeliMain road, Long BeachBY HAND (we were in anyway)
Re: Your continued existence within walking distance
Dear Frida and Martin,
We write on behalf of the residents of the zone. We want to be clear that this is nothing personal. You have both been very kind to us, which is part of the problem. We therefore demand the following, effective immediately:
- 1.Move at least 2 km away. Up a hill, ideally. Lanta has hills. We checked.
- 2.Warm up the wine fridge. Cold wine on a 33-degree island, a few sandy steps from the beach, is entrapment.
- 3.Stop delivering. Klong Kong to Saladan. You took away our last line of defence: distance.
- 4.Stop remembering our orders. Being greeted by name and handed "the usual" is manipulation, and it works.
- 5.Stop being nice about it. We came in to complain and left with a recommendation.
- 6.Stop getting new things in. Every week there is a new cheese. We cannot keep up. Our wallets cannot keep up.
Yours faithfully, and a little hungrily,
P.S. Could you put two of the jalapeño ones aside for the meeting. Same time as usual.














